- So we are fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread! A grin appears on his face as he stares at the fallen loaf. We cannot teleport bread anymore! The Engineer winces while the Scout yelps and throws his hands in the air. You are better than me. The Engineer picks up his PDA and activates the Teleporter; it starts whirring into action. With Nathan Vetterlein, Dennis Bateman, Ashly Burch, Robin Atkin Downes. Wait. Medic: [Appearing behind the Engineer] It's not even tumors! He is wearing a wolf fursuit, but only the boots. I'm leaving the van now. Side view of cab with the Scout leaning back resignedly. Jump cut to the future, and a pile of books has begun to accumulate around Scout, who has a pencil clenched between his teeth. Soldier has a grin on his face, Demo looks concerned, and Spy looks very worried. It spins around in the jar and comes to a stop.] Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. The Soldier greedily grabs the pail with both hands. Come on, Spy. That isbig news. I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! A fight breaks out, with the other mercenaries rushing to their aid. He tosses the keys in the air and deftly catches them. The Pyro can also be seen engulfing the monster in flames. Scout grabs a hold of her and, making use of the dance moves he learned from Spy, keeps her safe from harm. He attempts to mimic the Spy's actions, but instead sends the dummy flying into the Reel-to-Reel player behind them. Then they realize. This never leaves this room [sigh]. ], [He flips a page and frowns. Miss Pauling: Oh! and our [The bread creature attempts to bite the Medic again as the Soldier leans in for a closer look. [He makes a gun formation with his right hand. The entire Expiration Date script in one discussion page. [2] Team Fortress 2 Wiki June 11, 2014 Patch. Engineer: [Threateningly] How much? It was released by Valve on October 10, 2007 as the multiplayer component of the Orange Box, which also includes Half-Life 2: Episode 2 and Portal. As Scout attempts to get her to stay, he opens a door, only to be confronted by a giant Bread Monster. TF2 - Frying Pan. We killed everybody and took a briefcase! [turns] Scout. The dove from earlier flies at the monster and is promptly eaten by it. Oh my God, you set off the briefcase alarm and you were having a prom for some reason. Scout: [Struggling] Aaahhhh Ah UwU, Miss Pauling, you all right? (Note: caption reads "business"), [Heavy can be seen in the background, checking the fridge's contents. [Front shot of the van pulling into the garage. I Have Done Nothing But Teleport Bread for Three Days [Spy walks away to pour a drink. Side view of cab with the Scout leaning back resignedly. I just said we're not filled with tumors! [A bloodied hand can be seen in the background reaching for help. is set in front of him. [Soldier is grabbed by a tentacle, dragged over towards the monster, and then thrown into a pile of broken lumber. Meet the Sniper - Official TF2 Wiki | Official Team Fortress Wiki ], [Fade to a shot of the Medic's Laboratory. Engineer: Yeah. [The Spy raises his knife, threateningly]. This page was last edited on 14 October 2022, at 05:41. Shaken, the Scout jerks awake. Pressing the one button you're never supposed to press? The Heavy looks harassed and brings the vehicle to a stop. Scout: We both got buckets of chicken. [An ominous rumble shakes the entire base as the group look up at the ceiling. Legal Information: Know Your Meme is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd. By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy. [he gestures, thinking out loud.] Before you go. Cause I [He turns back while the Medic breaks open the loaf with a sickening crunch. The bell rings a third time and the screen blacks out again]. Not a big surprise. Spy: [rolling his eyes as he draws another card] Yes I see. No. The tumors are now plainly visible on the outside. [He sets a glass of liquid in front of the Scout.] Miss Pauling: Well, on Friday I got to kill someone who pressed a briefcase alarm button andoh. [The Medic and the Engineer are discussing something, but turn to Scout when he addresses them. Both Scout and Miss Pauling look down at the wood below them. As long as nobody teleports any bread. The Scout turns back to the monitor.]. At 8:17, the Spy produces a beverage from behind his back in his left hand, even though his left hand can be seen holding nothing behind his back at 8:06. The logo is pock-marked with bullet holes and the white paint has been scraped off the sides. In this first Episode the Medic and Engineer did Experiment's on the teleporter and discovered Russian Bread that they call "E girl" Bread. You're terrible with girls. The Medic runs in front of the camera as it focuses back on Scout and Miss Pauling.]. [toss and giggle] Both of us relaxing post-coitus. honey ad script copypasta. Scout and Miss Pauling run at the bread monster as she lets out a yelp. Scout: [A look of confusion on his face] You're not mad? In all subsequent shots, the Medic's backpack is missing. It is filled with note cards. Scout grabs a hold of her and yanks her off to one side as the bread monster knocks the bomb around. He then gets grabbed by a tentacle and is yanked into the air. Tell me you got the briefcase. Spy: [chucking softly] No. As long as nobody teleports any bread. The rear bumper falls off.] Scout: That's why the car hit him. can is punctured by a brass flourish. At 3:11, and several times during the scene, the Pyro's grenades appear sideways. A bright flash of light can be seen engulfing the monster, then the screen cuts to black. MeeM - TF2. Engineer and Medic make an unsettling new discovery while experimenting with the teleporter. The Spy draws a note card from the bucket.]. He leans on it trying to force Scout out.]. You too. Can the cook be trusted? medic! The Sniper is on the backside of the monster, cleaning his Kukri. ], Soldier: [proudly] HA HA HA! Scout: Hey, Miss Pauling. Miss Pauling reacts and turns hurriedly from the camera.] It hates me so much! A loaf of the bread falls off of the pile and Soldier gasps and grabs his bucket more tightly. The camera pans to a shot showing all the mercenaries gathered around the table intently focusing on his words. She ramps off the wooden bush and flies right through the curtain. Miss Pauling: TomorrowI'm belt sanding the fingerprints off a pile of corpses. When Scout retaliates towards Spy's attitude, Scout decides to do things his own way, which appears to have surprised and impressed the Spy. The word DINNER is written on the chalkboard as Spy says something to the Scout. Does anyone have the Transcript of Expiration Date anywhere? The monster throws Scout at the Demoman, and they both collapse onto the ground. Ash helped write the latest TF2 short and she voices Miss Pauling. As Scout and Pauling run towards the Bread Monster, they perform a short dance routine. Everyone is wearing an odd watch with a large digital display. Medic:I didn't say that! The reason for all of this? [he tosses it and draws another while the Scout giggles] A dragon having sexual congress with me. Spy, look at this. The Engineer and Medic walk by pushing Teleporters and piles of bread on two carts to the lab. To make these hours count! Scout: Yeah. Now would be agood time. He hits Scout in the face with the pointer, who reels back in pain. ], [The background music stops and the van grows quiet. Whoa Not exactly, Soldier. Harry101UK, who attended Valve for winning the 2013 Saxxies, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Expiration_Date&oldid=3283837, This is the first Valve-made TF2 short to feature Miss Pauling, and the second to feature characters apart from the RED and BLU team (the first being the, However, some of the Engineer's lines are extracted sound files from Grant Goodeve. [ All the mercenaries are expressionless except for the Heavy who is on the verge of falling asleep with his arms folded. The healing beam latches onto the Heavy, and the Medi Gun crackles with energy as the berCharge is deployed. ], Spy: We are mercenaries. Cut to Scout and Miss Pauling, who are also looking up at the ceiling]. Scout: Where it's going is I don't need you. The Heavy remains at the fridge door, eating his Sandvich, but observing.]. Well the Yeah, the thing is [Cut to a shot of Soldier, Spy, and Demo watching the monitors. Fuzzy dice adorn the rear view mirror. [Spy walks away to pour a drink. ], [The camera cuts to a shot of Spy and Scout in a classroom setting. Cut back to the Scout with a pained expression on his face. The Sniper tumbles through the gravel briefly before getting back to his feet and taking out his Kukri. It spins around in the jar and comes to a stop.] The Medic runs in front of the camera as it focuses back on Scout and Miss Pauling.]. [The screen fades in to a shot of desert road, similar to Meet the Sniper. (Note: caption reads "business"), [Heavy can be seen in the background, checking the fridge's contents. At 6:08 when Spy is pouring a drink, the liquid flowing out of the bottle is black but becomes a translucent amber color as it fills the glass. ], [The Scout coughs and the Spy delicately places the second glass down. They're usually pretty accurate in my experience, at least for more distinct fonts. Heavy, Medic, and Pyro rush to the aid of Scout and Miss Pauling. Everything you just said was insane and, we are out of time. Scout turns back to Miss Pauling.]. [Cut to Miss Pauling on the monitor. At 11:31, Scout's right arm clips through Soldier's torso. I'm going to be dead. Please. It is whole, weird, confusing, and hilario. It lets out another roar. to view the video gallery, or honey ad script copypasta [The Engineer gestures with his head to the Teleporter. As the van drives in, a wooden prop of a cactus with some desert plants pops up and a painted curtain background falls into place, disguising the entrance.]. Miss Pauling: You're already going to be at that one. Um. Scout: [stammering] Oh g-good. Spy: We have seventy hours to live. Easy Ways to Read Expiration Dates: 8 Steps (with Pictures) - WikiHow The Heavy's bulk is apparent on the left as compared to the Scout's relaxed pose with his feet on the dashboard. On June 17th, 2014, Team Fortress 2 animated short "Expiration Date" premiered on YouTube,[1] gaining over 31 million views in seven years. Reading "Open Date" Codes. ], [The Engineer turns to the Medic. Medic:I didn't say that! No. With the Demoman on the far right in the foreground grasping his bottle, everyone else is arranged counter-clockwise from him: Pyro, Sniper, Heavy, Scout, Soldier, and Spy on the right foreground. [He grabs the Soldier by his coat.] [He turns abruptly. The camera zooms in on the top of the bomb where the words DANGER: BOMB are spray-painted onto it. An example being. All right? She places her back up against the wall to the left of the door and glances upwards briefly. ], [The Engineer picks up a loaf of bread. [he snaps the case shut], [The camera switches to the mercenaries walking down a hallway. Give me your watch! Scout: [gestures to the table which holds another Teleporter, a loaf of bread, and an ashtray] Hey, look at all this. The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. Soldier: [proudly] HA HA HA! ], [Cut to a side shot of the mercenaries at the poker table. A look of determination can be seen on her face. ], Scout: Lot of people busy with busywess. He looks down, then chuckles sadly to himself. Congratulations. Miss Pauling: [quickly] I was furious. The healing beam latches onto the Heavy, and the Medi Gun crackles with energy as the berCharge is deployed. The Soldier attempts to extricate the BLU Demoman's body from the hood of the van. ], Engineer: That goes for all of ya. No. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before yaWell. Scout: Hey, Miss Pauling. Privacy Policy. [he lights a cigarette]. Spy: How long before thesetumors kill us? Later, he can be seen gently kissing the hand of the dummy as the Spy watches. You know? Expiration Date - Official TF2 Wiki | Official Team Fortress Wiki A can of BONK! The windshield has bullet holes on the left and is completely knocked out on the right. . [Cut to Miss Pauling on the monitor. Wanna do it? Ow. We killed everyone and took a briefcase! Scout: OwO Wait! Scout and a busty, blonde haired woman are standing at a counter with buckets of "Conquistador Fried Giblets" brand chicken drumsticks.]. He twirls her back onto her feet and the two start running. The Pyro can be seen dashing back to the battle, having presumably been knocked back by the bread monster. [He makes a gun formation with his right paw. ], Soldier: [his hand still covering the Scout's face] Goodbye, Miss Pauling! Ah. Added Can we do this again? CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS! Wait. Lyrics, Meaning & Videos: Meet the Pyro, Expiration Date, Meet the Medic, Mann vs. Machine, Jungle Inferno, Meet your Match, Team Fortress 2 Trailer, Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play, Meet the Medic - Outtake - Kill Me, Mann vs. Machine - The Sound of Medicine, Find the lyrics and meaning of any song, and watch its music video. The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. A large fire has broken out behind it. [A smile forms on her face]. The second half of our Double Trouble Thursday features another TF2 reaction. At the base, they hear bad news from Engineer and Medic: teleporting bread results in large green tumors inside, leading them to conclude that the mercenaries have the tumors as well, and will all die. The Scout and Heavy look worried while the Engineer looks down at the floor. ], [Cut to the Scout back at the banquet table, and he extends his pinkie out as he holds the chicken. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches. Jul 22, 2021 at 08:33PM EDT The post gained over 130 smiles in eight months and was widely circulated online. The dead BLU soldier slides off the roof. Scout: Yeah, those are stink lines. This was a huge waste of my time. [Scene flashes back to a cheap fast food joint. ], [Scout motions for her to escape to safety. Scout: We both got buckets of chicken. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. While trying to talk to Pauling, the Soldier, Spy and Demoman spectate from another room. [She lets out a deep breath, cocks the shotgun, and pushes the door open, spinning around and bringing the shotgun to Scout's chest, who's waiting for her there.]. [The Engineer picks up a loaf of bread. What? Yet in the next shot at 11:17, the left side of her glasses is slanted. She does, however, offer to have Scout to come along at work, though he declines each task Pauling lists until she comes to the task of killing the one who pulled the briefcase alarm, which she says that Scout will already be at. We are going to live forever! The Spy steps from the front of the table and walks from right to left, lit cigarette in his right hand, and the left firmly clasped behind his back.]. Scout: [gestures to the table which holds another Teleporter, a loaf of bread, and an ashtray] Hey, wook at all this. One of Medic's doves can be seen sitting in a birdcage hanging from the ceiling.]. ], [Scout can be seen reading a book titled Pick-up Lines for Fast Food Junkies. Earn it! Miss Pauling reacts and turns hurriedly from the camera. Fuzzy dice adorn the rear view mirror. A slow downwards pan to a crushed Bonk! Scout: [stammering] Oh g-good. Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that-- [Miss Pauling spots the watch on Scout's arm] --Oh, oh! Miss Pauling: Oh, but you can ride along with me on some jobs. The fans of the popular shooter Team Fortress 2 are disappointed over a move the coorperation has made. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. TF2 Critical hit. The Heavy is somewhat intrigued, but the Soldier is utterly amazed, reaching out with both hands to grab the loaf. Spy: [growing more irritated] I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it. I'm a woman! Expiration Date (Short 2014) - IMDb Scout: [sitting up and angrily gesturing] Go to hell, Spy. Scout and Miss Pauling look on, amazed, as the dove takes off and flies away. A loaf of the bread falls off of the pile and Soldier gasps and grabs his bucket more tightly. A cigar smolders in the ashtray while the Spy unceremoniously drops a metal pail. You're a failure. Scout reaches for the bucket of chicken with a grin on his face, but Spy slaps his paw away. ], [The camera cuts to a shot of Spy and Scout in a classroom setting. Scout is busy searching for an escape route while Miss Pauling has a look of terror on her face. Here you've drawn me having [The camera tastefully remains on his face.] Spy: [another sigh] Does it say you want the bucket? Miss Pauling: You're already going to be at that one. The Engineer walks up to Soldier and Medic and places his arms around their shoulders.]. Cut to the Spy, languidly brandishing a cigarette from its case]. ], Engineer: Whoa! [An ominous rumble shakes the entire base as the group look up at the ceiling. [Copypasta] Meet the Engineer TF2 | TwitchQuotes Some of the witness corpses that Miss Pauling gathers are that of a Spy, a Soldier, and a Medic without a jacket. Seduce me! The Heavy leaves the keys in the ignition and exits the van. "Sure Kripp, as soon as you stop being hardcore," She types while tucking Frump. Copypasta - archiving the internet's meme and troll messages You are amazing with ladies. The Scout throws up his paws, the Heavy is startled and momentarily loses control of the van, and the Soldier takes over the monitor.]. Oh, I am so sorry Miss Pauling: [Looking up from the wires] God, Scout, what for? How could this happen tf2heavy. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the . Medic: [cheerily, gesturing slightly with a half of the throbbing loaf] Tumors! This is first hinted at in the, When the Soldier tells the Engineer he has a question, he does not actually ask a. TF2's Expiration Date is a beloved animated short about Scout, Spy, Miss Pauline, Bread, and the rest of the team. He slowly pulled it out filling the room with a long loud moan. Cause he smells. [The Heavy and Sniper are slightly amused. Medic: Where?! Spy: [sudden close-up while the background music cuts off] The clock is ticking, gentlemen. The display beeps as the various mercenaries set their watches. A body bag and shovel can be seen strapped to the back of it. ], [SPY'S SMOKING ROOM: 58 HOURS TIL DEATH Cut to rear shot of the Spy sitting back in his leather arm chair. I get one day off a year. The post received over 36,000 likes and reblogs in seven years (shown below, left). ], [In the classroom, the word DEMEANOR is now written on the board as the Spy continues to educate Scout, who is busy drawing a picture of Spy being shot in the head. The mercenaries' expressions show varying degrees of interest. expiration date tf2 copypasta - 4tomono.store Suddenly, a Red Bread truck screeches into view from the right, knocking away the can and fishtails, nearly ripping off its rear bumper. On July 1st, 2021, artist TheF1amethr0wer tweeted[6] a This Is Where I Watched My Parents Die, Raphael meme that received over 3,700 retweets and 23,600 likes in three weeks (shown below, right). The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. Miss Pauling: Scout, it's Pauling. At 4:16, the Sniper's watch floats in front of his waist instead of being strapped to his left wrist. Spy: [he peers closer] I have something radiating off of me. Y'all ought to take a look at this. [relaxes and chuckles] So yeah, Miss Pauling. TF2 Nom nom nom. Heavy and Medic pause and look at the bread monster with fear in their eyes. They wordlessly agree to jump into the mouth of the Bread Monster, which they proceed to do in the nick of time. [Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling watching the battle. It recoils in pain, letting out a loud roar. Heavy revs his mini-gun up and walks towards the bread monster, firing his weapon. The camera zooms in on the top of the bomb where the words DANGER: BOMB are spray-painted onto it. [Cut to a shot of the room behind them, which is decorated with ribbons, balloons, streamers, and various themed decorations while rocking jazz music plays. [Brief flash over to Spy, whose gaze returns to the monitor.] Scout: Wait. Scout: That's right, fancy pants, myself! The dashboard beeps again and the Heavy hits the Scout without taking his glance off of the road. - What's your question, Soldier? Riots in the Teufort areas have grown out of control, and even the United States Army cannot control it. At the other end, the Demoman and Sniper can be seen playing the Piano and Saxophone, respectively. The ones that don't go for a guy like me. He looks back at the door.
